{"product_id":"fluffy-the-do-over","title":"Fluffy (The Do Over)","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt all started with the wrong Help Wanted ad. Of course it did.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm a professional fluffer. It's NOT what you think. I stage homes for a living. Real estate agents love me, and my work stands on its own merits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSigh. Get your mind out of the gutter. Go ahead. Laugh. I'll wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee? That's the problem. My career has used the term \"fluffer\" for decades. I didn't even know there was a more... lascivious definition of the term.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUntil it was too late.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe ad for a \"professional fluffer\" on Craigslist seemed like divine intervention. My last unemployment check was in the bank. I was desperate. Rent was due. The ad said cash paid at the end of the day. The perfect job!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStaging homes means showing your best angle. The same principle applies in making a certain kind of movie. Turns out a \"fluffer\" doesn't arrange decorative pillows on a couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey arrange other soft, round-ish objects.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe job isn't hard. Er, I mean, it is - it's about being hard. Or, well... helping other people to be hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, man...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd that's the other problem. A man. No, not one of the stars on the movie set. Will Lotham - my high school crush. The owner of the house where we're filming. Illegally. In a vacation rental.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy the time the cops show up, what I thought was just a great house staging gig turned into a nightmare involving pictures of me with an undressed star, Will rescuing me from an arrest, and a humiliating lesson in my own naivete.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy job turned out to be so much harder than I expected. But you know what's easier than I ever imagined?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHaving all my dreams come true.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Federal Street Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51759743009056,"sku":"9781638801320","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0253\/3811\/8247\/files\/9781638801320.jpg?v=1780160920","url":"https:\/\/federalstreetbooks.com\/products\/fluffy-the-do-over","provider":"Federal Street Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}